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milk men!
i want to go to there.
how you like me now? by the heavy
whatcha say, ladies?
sergio, you never fail to make me laugh so hard that pbr comes out my nose.
(via randomonium)
A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys
tell me something i don’t know
Season 3, episode 8: “Souvenir”
Awwww, I wanna watch cartoons with him all day:)
(submitted by pettydemon)
remember when pete was super adorable? right before he sexually assaulted an au pair? man, that pete was AWESOME.
Sterling Mifflin: If Mad Men Met The Office
The whole piece is hilarious and definitely worth perusing if you’re a fan of both shows, but this particular comparison was my favorite:
Paul Kinsey = Andy Bernard
Paul and Andy love to sing at inappropriate times, wear aggressively quirky clothes, and indiscriminately chase female co-workers.
i would totally get into a devil’s three way with nard dog and paul “cranking his jazz at work” kinsey
because we have no reason to be efficient since we won’t be rewarded with raises or increased benefits or whatever
Oh man. Ohhhhhhh man.
i wish i could reblog with the word “TRUTH” in a ten-story high font.
(via videogum)
i wish this had been a rotten tomatoes tv bit.
Gus: I’m still not convinced, Shawn. How can you be absolutely certain that Lassiter didn’t shoot Chavez?
Shawn: It’s relatively easy, Gus. I decided to be and therefore I am. Socrates said that.
Gus: No, that was Decartes.
Shawn: That was the cologne we wore in high school.
Gus: That was Drakkar Noir.
Shawn: No, that’s a wine.
Gus: That’s pinot noir.
SCTV - The 5 Neat Guys’ Neatest Hits K-Tel ad
Including Who Made the Egg Salad Sandwiches, Let’s Have a Party in My Rec Room, Patsy Has the Largest Breasts in Town, She Does It, I’m the Goof in the Classroom, Don’t Step on My Clip-On Tie… and many more!!!
Also, be sure to check out 5 Neat Guys Gold!
Album… $9.99
Tape or Cassette… $6.99
lovesit.
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego by Sean Altman
originally by Rockapella
(posted by Nathaniel James)
Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they’ll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
damn you, tumblr dashboard. DAMN YOU.
soy:
You’re So Vain (Daytrotter Session) by Carly Simon
next karaoke night at the local pub, i will be rockin’ some carly simon so hard.