Brackett, WI - Bon Iver

i have absolutely no sympathy for anyone in this story, except perhaps college admissions counselors.

i went to an all-woman’s college, obviously limiting my on-campus dating pool, and so i learned how to do what every smart woman does - GO OUT and find some men folk to date. do you have to sleep around if you don’t want to? no. is every guy going to be a dream catch? hell no. but holy cheese and rice, batman, put on your big girl shoes and effin’ DEAL WITH IT.

seriously, this pathetic quote speaks for itself:

Mr. Ivey himself said that his own college relationship lasted three years. “She didn’t think she >would meet another guy, I didn’t think I would meet another girl as attractive as her,” he said.

nothing like desperation to keep a couple together.

[on an unrelated note, enjoy the super bowl! WHO DAT!]

natashavc:

A man-friend who reads this tumblr was like, “I’m not sure where you draw the line between man and bro.”

I spent the past week pondering that question.  Here’s a passage that has put a lot of it into perspective:

“I know way more women than girls. There’s a whole generation of us who rode on the wings of feminism’s entitlement like it was a Pegasus with cornrows, knowing how smart we were and how we could be anything. The problem is that we ended up at the mercy of a generation of guys who don’t quite seem to know what’s expected of them, whether it’s a earning a double income or texting a someone after she blows you.”

Julie Klausner wrote that in her book that is so good that you should so buy and staple its pages to the forehead of the closest male you find.

I would say that one of the traits that divides men from bros, is a sense of decency. I don’t mean politeness  per se, like NOT trying to stick a finger in your butt on the first hook up (DON’T DO THAT) but rather, the power of facing difficult situations like an adult. Sexual and romantic entanglements are hard on everybody, every one knows the risk of rejection and folly runs high. I think what defines a bro is a retreat from dealing with these complex situations. Scuttling into their emo caves, their Lil Wayne mp3s, or some confused sense of stoicism as masculinity when it’s actually juvenile response for shirking adulthood. Children, developmentally, have an underdeveloped sense of empathy. Adults, unless you like to skin women and make fat suits out them, do not. They have the ability to empathize. What’s worse is when a bro recognizes he’s done wrong and tosses just the right amount of bullshit to put you at ease.

Let me kick some shit about this bro I used to know. This bro did something stupid. He said he was going to meet me at a party where I didn’t really know any one and I asked him to escort me, like be by my side because I had only been in _____ for a few weeks. Bro shows up like 45 mins late, I am in heels by the bar looking at strangers. I see him enter. He sees me. But then spends twenty minutes shmoozing with 2.0 douches before making his way over to me, saying “OMG, I’m sooo sorry I’m late, I should buy you flowers or something.”

Do you see the lack of decency in all of this? I don’t like telling people I’m not into them, I don’t like synthesizing their desires and needs into mine, it does not come naturally but I think people deserve me to take that sort of thing seriously. That’s what makes me a woman not a girl. Keep your finger out of my butt and never say you’re going to buy me flowers to make up for you being a child.

CODA: I said, “Oh, no problem” because who wants to be the pouty date? And I never got any flowers.

preach on, sistah.