i want to go to there

milk men!

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

milk men!

TCM Classic Film Festival

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:41:26 -0500

TCM Classic Film Festival:

i want to go to there.

how you like me now? by the heavy

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

how you like me now? by the heavy

themanolith: “Man, these bees are pretty horrifying, but I...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0500

themanolith:

“Man, these bees are pretty horrifying, but I think we should make them worse.”

“A capital suggestion, good sir. What do you propose?”

“Bees on cocaine!”

“Yes, but to what purpose?”

“Dude… BEES… on COCAINE.”

(via Bees on Cocaine | Manolith)

i will never sleep again.

whatcha say, ladies? sergio, you never fail to make me...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:33:56 -0500

whatcha say, ladies?

sergio, you never fail to make me laugh so hard that pbr comes out my nose.

The Physics of Bras

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:41:00 -0500

The Physics of Bras:

(via randomonium)

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys

tell me something i don’t know

fuckyeahkartheiser: Season 3, episode 8: “Souvenir” Awwww, I...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

fuckyeahkartheiser:

Season 3, episode 8: “Souvenir”

Awwww, I wanna watch cartoons with him all day:)

(submitted by pettydemon)

remember when pete was super adorable? right before he sexually assaulted an au pair? man, that pete was AWESOME.

annahinks: Sterling Mifflin: If Mad Men Met The Office The...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:43:30 -0500

annahinks:

Sterling Mifflin: If Mad Men Met The Office

The whole piece is hilarious and definitely worth perusing if you’re a fan of both shows, but this particular comparison was my favorite:

Paul Kinsey = Andy Bernard
Paul and Andy love to sing at inappropriate times, wear aggressively quirky clothes, and indiscriminately chase female co-workers.

i would totally get into a devil’s three way with nard dog and paul “cranking his jazz at work” kinsey

hey! did you know that non-profit employees are inherently lazy

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:56:02 -0500

golchka:

bthny:

because we have no reason to be efficient since we won’t be rewarded with raises or increased benefits or whatever

Oh man. Ohhhhhhh man.

i wish i could reblog with the word “TRUTH” in a ten-story high font.

(via videogum) i wish this had been a rotten tomatoes tv bit.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:10:48 -0500

(via videogum)

i wish this had been a rotten tomatoes tv bit.

Gus: I’m still not convinced, Shawn. How can you be...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Gus: I’m still not convinced, Shawn. How can you be absolutely certain that Lassiter didn’t shoot Chavez?
Shawn: It’s relatively easy, Gus. I decided to be and therefore I am. Socrates said that.
Gus: No, that was Decartes.
Shawn: That was the cologne we wore in high school.
Gus: That was Drakkar Noir.
Shawn: No, that’s a wine.
Gus: That’s pinot noir.

victorfranko: SCTV - The 5 Neat Guys’ Neatest Hits K-Tel...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

victorfranko:

SCTV - The 5 Neat Guys’ Neatest Hits K-Tel ad

Including Who Made the Egg Salad Sandwiches, Let’s Have a Party in My Rec Room, Patsy Has the Largest Breasts in Town, She Does It, I’m the Goof in the Classroom, Don’t Step on My Clip-On Tie… and many more!!!

Also, be sure to check out 5 Neat Guys Gold!

Album… $9.99
Tape or Cassette… $6.99

lovesit.

bthny: Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck |...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

bthny:

Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

copycats: Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego by Sean...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:25:00 -0500

copycats:

Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego by Sean Altman
originally by Rockapella
(posted by Nathaniel James)

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they’ll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

damn you, tumblr dashboard. DAMN YOU.

soy: You’re So Vain (Daytrotter Session) by Carly Simon next...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

soy:

You’re So Vain (Daytrotter Session) by Carly Simon

next karaoke night at the local pub, i will be rockin’ some carly simon so hard.

Jack: Now remind me, did you just do the Philadelphia Cotillion or did you also debut internationally?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:11:57 -0500

Jack: Now remind me, did you just do the Philadelphia Cotillion or did you also debut internationally?
Liz: I'm happy to say that I don't even get that.

pretty neat stuff.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:09:30 -0500

pretty neat stuff.

(via ilovecharts)

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:27:52 -0500

(via ilovecharts)

hipstertracks: lifeost:borgomani: Flight Of The Conchords - I...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

hipstertracks:

lifeost:borgomani: Flight Of The Conchords - I Told I Was Freaky

remember OMFOCP? i’m bringing that shit back.

somesongsconsidered: “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” – Tracy Jordan...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:17:42 -0500

somesongsconsidered:

“Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” – Tracy Jordan
(Words/music: Jeff Richmond, available via NBC.com, 2007)

One of the more charming parts of “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah,” is the dialogue between Tracy Jordan (alter ego of comedian Tracy Morgan) and his producer. In the world of the sitcom 30 Rock, Tracy Jordan is akin to Martin Lawrence, complete with ubiquitous semi-fame and an IMDB page full of stinkers. It’s believable that Jordan would make a novelty cash-in record, but the premise of this one – somewhere between a Hebrew rite of passage and Halloween – even baffles the man cashing the paycheck. Before the third verse, the producer warns Jordan that the song is losing steam and becoming “sweaty,” prompting Jordan to declare that “this whole premise is sweaty!” (Let’s be honest - it’s less than three minutes long and feels like it’s twice that length). Still, he soldiers on through another plot-driven verse and another spin through the chorus before ultimately declaring that it’s no “Dick in a Box.”

Like 30 Rock itself, “Werewold Bar Mitzvah” approaches comedy with the right blend of absurdity and self-awareness. Jordan’s narrative delves deeper into bizarre details as he tosses aside every horror movie fact and Hebrew vocabulary word he can remember. It’s the way a novelty song works – the hook is the only substantial part, yet it has to go away for a while before we can welcome it back. So Jordan starts telling his ridiculous story and we’re generally ignoring it, waiting for the “spooky, scary” line to come back. Meanwhile, Jordan and producer wink at us the entire way.

Happy Halloween. Mazel tov!

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