27
2012
Clint Dempsey Is Better At Soccer Than You
Taste it, Landon Donovan, Brian McBride, Claudio Reyna, Kasey Keller, Tim Howard, and Eric Wynalda. And you taste it too, Friedel. In case the jury’s still out, Dempsey is from Texas and has held on to his twang in England. Other Americans tend to, well, assimilate a little more. Remember Madonna’s accent a couple years into her Guy Ritchie phase? Brad Friedel is the new Madonna. Dempsey is our cowboy in the Old World, blowing shit up.
6
2010
"A piece of unsolicited relationship advice you should follow because, more often than not, it turns out to be true: Never date a man whose favorite book is “The Kid Stays In The Picture.” He is only there to break your heart and watch it die before his lying eyes. He’s a melodramatic flake. He only feels normal when things hurt. He is a coward in daredevil clothes."
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