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babesofnpr:

WXXI’s Zack Seward looks like every MFA candidate we’ve ever loved. HOT!

I don’t know what’s in the water up in Rochester but I want to go to there

danny pudi is everything that is wonderful about television.

(Source: palehorizon)

unfuckwithable:

ohryankelley:

The Wire Monopoly Board

All I want for Christmas…

Me too.  Loser has to play a round of Russian Roulette.  THAT’S HOW WE ROLL.

this accurately describes how i feel about most children, actually.

gene wilder, future husband material for life.

(Source: wilderest)

if you’ve ever wanted to hear nick offerman say “comprehensive cunnilingus”, here you go!

important infographic of the day

well-played, internets.

my brilliant roommate has a brilliant blog about life as a dissertation candidate/english teacher but i mostly read it for the grammar jokes

i use this line entirely too much. donna is the bestest.

(Source: hipsterparksandrec)

hee.

some days, i’m really glad that i’m almost always alone at work because no one is here to witness me cracking up uncontrollably at stupid things like this.

(Source: nickholmes)

commence unattractive snorting laughter now.