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CAN’T. BREATHE. TOO. EXCITED.

(Source: funnyordie)

i will probably love this movie so hard. the combination of jake johnson and mark duplass is almost too much.

John Waters on his favorite scary bars in Baltimore

perfect john waters is perfect. also, i need to find this bar.

(Source: geeksquadgangbang)

perfect jason segel is perfect

(Source: eriksens)

myinsanebrain:

Perfect couple.

it had to be done. thanks, internet.

(Source: nickholmes)

best christmas card e-v-e-r

(Source: composition8)

comedycentral:

Patton Oswalt gets kicked out of the Alamo Drafthouse (by badassdigest)

callumswood:

Gilda Radner - Let’s Talk Dirty To The Animals.

if you’ve ever wanted to hear nick offerman say “comprehensive cunnilingus”, here you go!

areasofmyexpertise:

Paul F Tompkins visited my office and secretly put this on my wall.

I actually jumped when I saw it. 

I believe he submitted this was part of his audition package for the role of Mr. Mxyzptlk in the new Superman. 

That is all. 

flawless human beings

(Source: areasofmyexpertise)

ifc:

THAT IS ALL from John Hodgman

John Hodgman is my absolute favorite deranged millionaire.

This is my everything today.