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Apr
24
2012

Reblogged from whenindc :

WHEN I SEE A SECRET SERVICE AGENT

whenindc:

Before the prostitution scandal…

Now…

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Mar
2
2012

Reblogged from pnlemily :

if i make it to 5pm today without hurting someone, it will be a leap day week miracle.

if i make it to 5pm today without hurting someone, it will be a leap day week miracle.

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Mar
1
2012

an accurate depiction of my week

an accurate depiction of my week

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Feb
24
2012
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Jan
30
2012

Reblogged from thistwistedjourney :

"We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls."

Anaïs Nin

(via lotus-eyes)

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Jan
27
2012

Reblogged from ronswansonquotes :

ACCURATE

ACCURATE

(Source: ronswansonquotes)

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Jan
5
2012

Reblogged from ifc :

today:


actionjacksonlovesbbq:


Armisen and Brownstein text each other every night before bed. Brownstein says of their friendship, “Sometimes I think it’s the most successful love affair either of us will ever have.” Both claim that it wouldn’t work if they were romantically involved. “It would be colder, because we’ve both treated our romantic relationships in a cold way,” Armisen says. “Carrie and I are more romantic than any other romantic relationship I’ve ever had—that sense of anticipation about seeing the other person, the secret bond. But things don’t become obligatory. I’m not thinking, I’m doing this because you’re my girlfriend; I’m thinking, I love Carrie.”

“Stumptown Girl,” The New Yorker, January 2, 2012

Platonic is the new romantic.

today:

actionjacksonlovesbbq:

Armisen and Brownstein text each other every night before bed. Brownstein says of their friendship, “Sometimes I think it’s the most successful love affair either of us will ever have.” Both claim that it wouldn’t work if they were romantically involved. “It would be colder, because we’ve both treated our romantic relationships in a cold way,” Armisen says. “Carrie and I are more romantic than any other romantic relationship I’ve ever had—that sense of anticipation about seeing the other person, the secret bond. But things don’t become obligatory. I’m not thinking, I’m doing this because you’re my girlfriend; I’m thinking, I love Carrie.”

Stumptown Girl,” The New Yorker, January 2, 2012

Platonic is the new romantic.

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Dec
28
2011

Reblogged from drowzee :

i am ready for lunch.

i am ready for lunch.

(Source: drowzee)

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Dec
28
2011

Reblogged from whydoihaveablog :

"That’s what optimistic means, you know. It means stupid. An optimist is somebody who goes: “Hey, maybe something nice will happen.” Why the fuck would something nice ever happen?"

Louis C.K. (via winnr)

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Dec
7
2011

Reblogged from shloobykitten :

“In my case, they’re not even friendly.” - Crimes and Misdemeanors

“In my case, they’re not even friendly.” - Crimes and Misdemeanors

(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds)

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Dec
6
2011

Reblogged from funnyordie :

funnyordie:

8 Things to Hate About the Holidays
It’s the holidays: the best time of year to complain about the holidays.



100% accurate.

funnyordie:

8 Things to Hate About the Holidays

It’s the holidays: the best time of year to complain about the holidays.

100% accurate.

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Nov
4
2011

Reblogged from chiaraatik :

"Never ask when you’re at somebody’s house if you can pitch in and help. You just start helping, ‘cause no hostess is ever gonna be like, “Yes, I would love help, just do the dishes.” I think it shows that you’re well raised if you just start."

-Mindy Kaling

(Ugh, two Mindy Kaling quotes in a row?)(Yes.)

(Source: chiaraatik)

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Oct
29
2011

Reblogged from kri-stine :

the most accurate cinematic depiction of my lifestyle to ever be gif-ed.

the most accurate cinematic depiction of my lifestyle to ever be gif-ed.

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Oct
25
2011
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Oct
20
2011

Reblogged from kylesheldon :

"If [Dwayne De Rosario] doesn’t get MVP of the League there’s something wrong. Plain and simple. For the last 3 months of the season he’s been the best player in the League by far, country mile. He needs to win MVP."

Timbers Head Coach John Spencer speaks truth.  (via kylesheldon)

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