Reblogged from pnlemily :
if i make it to 5pm today without hurting someone, it will be a leap day week miracle.
Reblogged from thistwistedjourney :
"We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls."
Anaïs Nin
(via lotus-eyes)
Reblogged from ifc :
Armisen and Brownstein text each other every night before bed. Brownstein says of their friendship, “Sometimes I think it’s the most successful love affair either of us will ever have.” Both claim that it wouldn’t work if they were romantically involved. “It would be colder, because we’ve both treated our romantic relationships in a cold way,” Armisen says. “Carrie and I are more romantic than any other romantic relationship I’ve ever had—that sense of anticipation about seeing the other person, the secret bond. But things don’t become obligatory. I’m not thinking, I’m doing this because you’re my girlfriend; I’m thinking, I love Carrie.”
“Stumptown Girl,” The New Yorker, January 2, 2012
Platonic is the new romantic.
Reblogged from whydoihaveablog :
"That’s what optimistic means, you know. It means stupid. An optimist is somebody who goes: “Hey, maybe something nice will happen.” Why the fuck would something nice ever happen?"
Reblogged from shloobykitten :
“In my case, they’re not even friendly.” - Crimes and Misdemeanors
(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds)
Reblogged from funnyordie :
8 Things to Hate About the Holidays
It’s the holidays: the best time of year to complain about the holidays.
100% accurate.
Reblogged from chiaraatik :
"Never ask when you’re at somebody’s house if you can pitch in and help. You just start helping, ‘cause no hostess is ever gonna be like, “Yes, I would love help, just do the dishes.” I think it shows that you’re well raised if you just start."
Reblogged from kylesheldon :
"If [Dwayne De Rosario] doesn’t get MVP of the League there’s something wrong. Plain and simple. For the last 3 months of the season he’s been the best player in the League by far, country mile. He needs to win MVP."
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